watchtheskytonight:

imperialdalek:

YOU HAD ONE JOB SAM

thefenrismech:

Already reblogged this like five times, but fuck it, it deserves another round on my blog. xD

even yahoo knows they would’ve screwed it up.

bella-ful:

My dildo finally came in the mail

bolloxs:

marvelous

theselener:

yeah you could say im a pretty hardcore gamer

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

lonelywhiteasian:

i did thing and now i regret thing

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)