Already reblogged this like five times, but fuck it, it deserves another round on my blog. xD
My dildo finally came in the mail
yeah you could say im a pretty hardcore gamer
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i did thing and now i regret thing